Our new roommates, as depicted above, are stupid. Stupid as in, “I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE.” Stupid as in “so cute I think my head will explode even considering it.” Mo brought them home last night in two tiny cages on the train home from Philly. I haven’t heard them meow yet but I am looking forward to it – because the “meow” is the second-best sound on earth, just after the boom of the 808 (or the 909, or the XBase-09 – pick yr poison).
I jacked these photos from Mo’s myspace page. She named them Steely (as in Dan) and Jean Grey (as in X-Men) but to me so far they’re both just “Schmookie” (as in “Omfing god, you are so cute I get dumber just looking at you”).

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5 Responses to OMFin G

  1. laura blonde says:


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  3. hard cor says:

    OOOOOOOOOH EM GEE. you got some cattens??????????? WHOA. i have to come and visit you (i mean, them). again! they are so precious! how exciting!

  4. D says:

    There’s something unwholesome (yet oh-so-right) about naming a cat after a band that is, in turn, named after a dildo.

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