Monthly Archives: September 2007

GREY’S LIVEBLOG: ROADKILL ALL UP IN THE DODGE

Ok, I’m liveblogging the season premiere of Grey’s until Chris gets here. SPOILER ALERT!!! 9:25: Sandra Oh (I forgot all their names over the summer) gives the Grey’s anatomy signature 20 second drama recap over a Lily Allen song. Dryly: … Continue reading

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GREY’S ANATOMY OFFICIALLY FOUND A DEER IN THE TRUNK

Because “finding a fucking animatronic deer in the back of the truck” is the new “jumping the shark” : season premiere of Grey’s Anatomy has been on for 18 minutes and I have already campy-laughed like six times. A Fucking … Continue reading

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WARNING: BACTERIA IN SPACE MAY EAT YA FACE

This is the coolest thing I’ve heard in awhile, I mean from a “horror and vengeful space creatures mutation nerd” perspective. Shout to my girl Sigourney!

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THAT FIRST AMENDMENT SWAG

Our man David Banner on Capitol Hill (Master P and Michael Eric Dyson to right). I am glad Master P apologized (though skeptical about his motives – he is after all a business, man, and he’s got a new kids … Continue reading

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MY ON-CAMERA G

Soap opera stars are generically attractive, and I think that’s partly why they’re employed. Soap watchers, yr average chica, want to look at a dude on tv and be like, “wow he’s hot… and I could potentially date him.” They’re … Continue reading

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“La Raza in Solidarity with Jena 6″

Amazing. This momentum will continue – Rev. Al Sharpton believes it will be a reinvigoration of civil rights movement. If you don’t know – ya better figure it out.

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YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PUKERONOMY

This is some real pretentious, self-congratulatory hilarity. Written in the kind of high-horsey tone that we at the Mercury (the weekly paper where i was arts editor for 4 yrs) used to make fun of the Willamette Week for copping … Continue reading

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MORTARS & MANGOS / POLITICAL PROTESTS & BOOTY CALLS

I wrote this M.I.A. feature approximately 94 years ago. Was supposed to go in the August 2007 issue of VIBE, as package w/Dizzee Rascal, but got cut at last minute for pages. Now it is on the internet, for free.

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RIP MADELINE L’ENGLE

“A Wrinkle in Time” was one of 5000 books I read in 4th grade that proved to me I could be, and would be, a writer. Love and peace to a woman who believed, wholly, in love and peace. “Why … Continue reading

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