Monthly Archives: October 2007

HUMBLE REQUEST

Does anyone have a live monkey I can borrow for my Halloween costume? I’ll give it back after the party. A panther would work, too. Hit me up!

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THE FLAGRANT NONCHALANCE OF THE MOGEOUISIE

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. I just walked into the living room, where Mo was gchatting with her brother with the lights off, and halfway through our casj convo, she’s like, “Oh, I saw Dan Humphrey … Continue reading

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FOR THIS PIECE OF WORK, I DEMAND A PULITZER!

ladies and gentlemen, lovers and friends, homies and haters, I present to you the most important journalistic work in a generation: WHAT TO DO IF YOU’RE ATTACKED BY MONKEYS. This is, by far, the most encouraging passage: Aggressive city monkeys … Continue reading

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I WAS INJURED FOR HIP HOP

In what Timmhotep cannily described as “the first wop-related injury in 30 years,” I got a nasty bloody nose tonight when his wop-head hit my face during the Cool Kids’ set, during a track which I believe has a line … Continue reading

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RICH BOY

I did this interview with megaproducer Rich Harrison (Amerie, Beyonce- you know what it is) for MTV / URGE (RIP) almost a year ago. For whatever reason, I just found the transcript. We talked for like an hour about his … Continue reading

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BROWN JESUS

Seen at Guanabee: The Latino Jesus statue is long overdue, considering we (and our offspring) keep the Catholics in business, not to mention our ancestors gave up our mom-goddess Tonantzin to avoid getting their heads lopped off by the Spaniards. … Continue reading

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NOTES ON DOG SITTING

I have been baby-caring and pet-walking Pete’s puppy this weekend, despite the fact that I do not particularly like dogs, unless they are A. Jack Russell Terriers or B. somehow related to Ezra. Pete’s dog is cute and sweet, tho, … Continue reading

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LIVIN IN A DREAM

Last night I dreamt I was at a screening of Tyler Perry’s “Why Did I Get Married?” but it was the director’s cut, and the end had this dream sequence (a dream within a dream) involving Brobee, the green furry … Continue reading

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EVIL SPIRIT IN THE SKY

Emailed from my stepmom, who joins my father at the Albuquerque Balloon Festival: It’s good to know the nerds are everywhere.

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THROWBACKITUDE (POW POW!)

hot song, hot video. 12 inch dance remixes? donde esta?

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