Monthly Archives: December 2007

I JUST WROTE THIS TO SASHA BUT

Dear God, Even though I don’t really believe in you, I have a favor to ask. Now that Lily Allen is pregnant, please let her write an entire new album about pre-natal care, having to pee all the time, wanting … Continue reading

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OBAMARAMA

Bossip endorses Barack Obama. Iowa Caucuses, Jan 3. Fucking Hillary Clinton. She can’t win, she can’t. She’s just awful.

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YAZZIR!

Hilarity! Perhaps there really is a baby Jesus only he is more like the tooth fairy and at christmastime, he grants all your greatest schadenfreudinal tabloid-culture wishes! I LOVE YOU WISH-GRANTING JESUS-GENIE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE MISCHA IS SUCH A SNOBBY … Continue reading

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KELSIOGRAPHY #1

KELSIOGRAPHY: In which I make my brilliant 14-year-old fellow writer sister-cousin Kelsi Rivera review albums of her choice for this blog. I pay her $0, in an attempt to give her a real-world experience and acclimate her to the music-reviewing … Continue reading

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MY FIRST SISTER

My sister-cousin Kelsi, 14, texts me with her Xmas take: “A cool Lumberjack coat and new shoes and a poster of Kat Von D!” I text her back: “Me and my mans are eating cake and watching bloody Japanese horror … Continue reading

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INSPIRATION.

One of my favorite blogs this year was What About Our Daughters, well known for being the blog that started the effective boycott against BET’s “Hot Ghetto Mess,” (and winner of “best blog – judge’s choice” in the black weblog … Continue reading

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2007 DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

Here’s some shit i loved in 2007 that didn’t make my top tenners T2 f. Jodie Aysha, “Heartbroken” Too Crunk Missez “Shake Dem Dreadz” (shout to nick catchdubs for realizing this song is basically my entire life steez-sthetic and putting … Continue reading

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NOT MY SHINING JOURNALISTIC MOMENT

But you can see where I was last night if you tried calling and I didn’t answer. Or got a text from me that said “STRINGER BELL IS HERE SHOULD I HOLLA”

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APOLOGIES FOR THE AUTO-BUTT-SCRATCHERY

I was just totally reading one of those extra-self-referential, high-horsey cooleyhighharmony l’academe d’forever “end of year round-up” thingies, and a stream of drool literally began trickling out the side of my mouth from boredom. I apologize if posting my own … Continue reading

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HEY DJ PICK UP THE PHONE IM ON THE REQUEST LINE

Shout to Maltese Rubble, here are my top tens/tenners, also available and coming soon in a poll near you: ALBUMS 1. The-Dream, Love/Hate 2. Keke Palmer, So Uncool [p.s. YES, AKEELAH FROM AKEELAH & THE BEE RELEASED THE BEST CHICAGO … Continue reading

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