Monthly Archives: July 2009

XOXO, GOSSIP GIRL

Last night I went to Taylor Momsen aka Jenny from Gossip Girl’s 16th birthday party. Aside from learning that Ed Westwick aka Chuck Bass is the finest man I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE, I flipcammed a couple … Continue reading

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NOT TO KEEP TOOTING THAT HORN

But this Times mag joint is as profound an objective yet intimate piece as I’ve read in mainstream media about being a woman in the workplace: “The Place of Women on the Court.” Q&A with Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Supreme Court … Continue reading

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DO WHALES DREAM OF OCEANIC SHEEP?

During the first spring of her stay at SeaWorld, J. J. was always found floating off to one side of her pool, and caretakers feared that she was perhaps suffering from boredom and depression. It soon dawned on them, however, … Continue reading

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NOMADIC VAMPIRE BITCH

The A/W ’09 haute couture lines keep crappening in Paris, and after perusing the disconnected Chanel show wherein design house doyenne [sic] Karl Lagerfeld indulged his apparent fascination with tinsel and doilies, this look from Givenchy reminded me 7th grade … Continue reading

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YOU FUCKED UP.

MORE SOON. THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE.

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ALERT ALERT

So much for this not being personal, but these things are about people I know. Peter, second from left. My friend and colleague, Peter van Agtmael, has a book forthcoming entitled 2nd Tour Hope I Don’t Die (on Portland’s Photolucida … Continue reading

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