Our birth canal is 7 x 9 inches wider and our book “Salad Daze” is born! It’s wiggly, a little greasy, and absolutely beautiful.
Why make a book when we can blog? This is a tactile, physical, near-perfect object we were lucky enough to toss into the world’s shelves! If you like the blog, we promise you will deeply dig this – but we dare you to find out yourself. Go flip through it by hand in an actual book store. We’ve already heard reports of it being a featured book at a Barnes and Nobles, being peddled along with all the anarchist rhetoric we got siked on in college, local book shops in London and (gasp) its even being sold by Walmart. We’re told Urban Outfitters will carry it.
Even though it seems every book outlet imaginable is infected with AlexandEvanitis we still need you, dear blog fans to help us become printed page moguls. Go bug the stores for it, don’t be afraid to ask for it! Demand the fruit of our literal loins! Tell the local librarian that the kids love Hot Knives! If you see or successfully land Salad Daze at a new outlet, let us know — we’ll reward you in the afterlife!
Seriously though, we couldn’t have done anything like this without all you faithful clickers, office work procrasitnators, and evening meal time experimentalists. There’s more to come — the future will only better than the past.