Monthly Archives: August 2011

SUPER

I saw that! We rented it after hearing its creators discuss it on an episode of Doug Loves Movies. It sounded very weird. I also remembered that it got terrible reviews from both jackasses and smart people, which I always … Continue reading

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THE FUTURE

I know I knew, right away, as the movie was happening, what was wrong about Miranda July’s THE FUTURE, but I needed a few days to marinate, to make sure, because it I am reluctant to say it, as someone … Continue reading

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THE FUTURE

Ok, guys, gals, whomever is reading this. I might get to go see a movie this week (I know that makes it sound like I am on house arrest) and am considering Miranda July’s new one, The Future. When he … Continue reading

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The Trip: A Cock and Bull Story

Well! We went downtown to the fancy Living Room theater where you can get beer and wine and champagne and all kinds of food delivered to you as you recline on a sofa-like seat in a small pleasant screening room. … Continue reading

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An Entry With No Movies Whatsoever But Rather Some Stuff about Hildegard and my Arm Wound

J. Hopper has been completely tearing it/ass up in here, during my amazingly lengthy absence, and I for one salute her and all that she stands for. It is true that I very quite nearly cut off my own arm … Continue reading

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VISION

I am almost loathe–quite nearly!–to review this just because I was hoping that dear Regarding (she has been on the mend from nearly severing her arm in a freak dishwashing accident–QUITE NEARLY!) who is a veritable EXPERT on this movies … Continue reading

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ANEW IN A POST-BRIDESMAIDS WORLD

The other day, Matt and I were discussing stoner films we had/hadn’t seen, including Dude, Where’s My Car? and he paused and said “Why hasn’t anyone made “Dude, Where’s My Clit?”. JUDD APATOW YOUR NEXT PROJECT IS WAITING. (Please god, … Continue reading

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EASTBOUND & DOWN (SEASON 2)

I was nearly beside myself with delight when I saw this 2-discer had arrived at the video store. Just in time for this trapped in the house too hot summer malaise and trying to watch movies I know I am … Continue reading

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WHO KNEW AO SCOTT WAS SUCH A FEMINIST?

AO Scott gets his feminist bona fides on in the NYT: Oddly, being a father, which is, technically, the result of heterosexual you-know-what and therefore, symbolically, proof of manhood, is looked at in movies as a state of emasculation. Becoming … Continue reading

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