Monthly Archives: December 2011

PLANET OF THE APES THE NEW ONE WITH FRANCO

I loved it! Wow. SO wished I had seen it in the theatre so as to catch the transformative CGI gleam in those monkey eyes. I almost cried when the lil monk was having a sad time of things because … Continue reading

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Hanna

Wow. I rented this film on impulse, having heard nothing about it, because the movie place attached to my gym was repping it really hard. Much like when I watched “In Bruges” because Netflix accidentally sent it to me, the … Continue reading

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BEGINNERS

I would say I “liked” this movie but I never stopped thinking “I am watching a movie” and I was paying attention to the wrong details. Starting when Ewan MacGregor and his frenchy fun date drive over the curb in … Continue reading

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SHAME

I saw the last half of the trailer for Steve McQueen’s Shame before some other movie I saw (not Muppets) and my friend and I joked about how of course we are seeing a movie which appeared to be a … Continue reading

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TWILIGHT AGAIN

Lindy West fanpage mode, again, I know, but I really could not resist, not at all, where she reviews Twilight based on like, an US weekly special edition tribute to the movie: “Page 50: This is a very important page … Continue reading

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List Life

As the year draws slowly to a close and I find myself waking up earlier and earlier in some sort of sick perverted cycle I am helpless to stop, my mind turns to the films of yore that have made … Continue reading

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HORRIBLE BOSSES

Horrible Bosses is a sub-bromance buddy condundrum flick wherein three bros decide to help each other out by murdering each others Horrible Boss. For laffs, there is much playing against type, save for Bateman who is in default factory setting–ever … Continue reading

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