Monthly Archives: February 2012

Marilyn Movie: My Special Incredibly Tedious Week With Marilyn Monroe The Actress

PLOT SYNOPSIS: “look how pretty Marilyn Monroe was, such that this young man truly did wish to french her, can you imagine a more compelling tale” The ladies sitting behind us were talking intensely about how hard it is that … Continue reading

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Andy Whitfield RIP

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I WISH I’D NEVER STARTED WATCHING YOU, SPARTACUS BLOOD AND SAND! Why give the world such a beautiful face only to take it away immediately via google? Poor Andy Whitfield. He was WELSH! Ugh, he just keeps getting … Continue reading

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SPARTACUS BLOOD AND SAND THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL

Well like any film buff worth their weight in geldings I am of course a huge fan of the original, best, and eternal Kubrick Spartacus, starring Laurence Olivier, Tony Curtis, Jean Simmons, and an extremely emo Kirk Douglas. And, like … Continue reading

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LA FEMME NIKITA (Original)

I first saw this movie upon it’s release, probably by myself, at the Uptown Theatre in Minneapolis in 9th grade. Pre-riot grrrl revelation/punk rock newbie portion of my life, but immediately prior to that cusp. I know I saw it … Continue reading

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G.I. Joe

You guys, what even was this movie. First of all, am I the only person on earth who finds Channing Tatum to almost not even be a human person? He is like a big blob of flesh that makes vaguely … Continue reading

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