Category Archives: Opinion

The Journey of Natty Gann

It’s easy to understand why The Journey of Natty Gann is not up there in the Disney girl-movies canon; a tough tween tomboy who smokes and fights and mudders “shit” makes her way across Depression-era America train-hopping solo from Chicago … Continue reading

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MITT

When Josh called to tell me he wanted me to come over and watch this with him, my first thought was “no thank you.” My second thought was “wait, what?” and my third thought was “ok.” Full disclosure of my … Continue reading

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Quick Bits On Movies I Haven’t Seen Yet Or Saw And Have No Further Thoughts On

HER Even though I am tired of the sad sack dude movie, I admit that I love no one’s face more than Joaquin Phoenix’s and I am happy to pay money to stare at it for 2 hours. My friend … Continue reading

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Jack Reacher: Apotheosis Of the Dude-Dad Movie

Okay okay. I know this is a movie that came out a long time ago, but I feel like complaining about the patriarchy. Plus, like Anthony Lane, I am not above shooting fish in a barrel just for the cruel … Continue reading

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Gravity

Well. This movie has a 97% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and I have yet to read a bad review of it, aside from my friend Claire’s excellent one. Everyone, from what I’ve read, seems to say something along the lines … Continue reading

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An Essay On Zombies, and Then at the End There’s Some Rude Jokes About World War Z

Hi everyone. Well, the day finally arrived. The day I had been awaiting with bated breath. The day marked in my iCal as “WWZ!!!!!” I asked my old man “do you know what tomorrow is” and he said “midsummer!” and … Continue reading

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Urban Honking Presents The Official I SAW THAT Oscars™ Live Blog

Today the highly educated, well informed, and dazzlingly beautiful authors of I SAW THAT will act as your guides through the gowns, glamour, and gold of the greatest award in the history of our planet. The 85th Academy Awards ceremony … Continue reading

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ROCK OF AGES

On the plane to Portland last week with my 9 month old son passed out on me I took full advantage of the six dollar screen rental and was like “I GET TO WATCH A MOVIE! WEE! WHAT SHALL I … Continue reading

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Skyfall

“What did you think of it?” “Well it started out pretty shitty…and then it got mostly shitty.” This is a James Bond movie about how aging white men no longer feel powerful and important. You see, James Bond is old. … Continue reading

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