Monthly Archives: January 2010

State of my Butt / The Mind Of Woman

It’s funny that everyone is all upset about the middle class. I mean, it’s not literally funny. It’s very sad, the state of current affairs. But, when you study history, you learn about “the rise of the middle class” as … Continue reading

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Vacation Part 2: Jetty Rat and Lord Dutchington’s Tea

In the Houston airport I go to the bathroom. I’m in there, doing my business, when I hear a woman’s voice asking for “Lily.” Finally a little tiny voice pipes up from another stall. Apparently Lily is a 4-year-old, traveling … Continue reading

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