Necessity is the Mother of Invention

on Wednesday after work my feet hurt so bad, due to being out of high-heel shape due to winter break. My feet hurt so bad, I could barely stagger down the hill to my car. On the drive home, feet aching, I was fantasizing about taking my shoes off before going into New Seasons for groceries. Then I realized I was considering, with 100% sincerity, an invention: Tights with fake shoes on the feet. So you wear the tights all day and then when you need to go grocery shopping on the way home, you can take off your shoes, and go in your stocking feet, except it looks like you’ve got little flats on or something.

Someone get on this

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2 Responses to Necessity is the Mother of Invention

  1. Drea says:

    What about those semi-disposable drugstore shoes you were so excited to discover in San Francisco?

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