Monthly Archives: March 2013

Go Jesus

Happy Easter! I forgot it was Easter but then remembered after I had walked all the way to the coffee shop, which for a heart-stopping (EXAGGERATION) moment I believed to be closed. Luckily they do not respect the sacrifice of … Continue reading

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Heh Jude / Figure It Out

It was a roadtrip weekend, so we all made plans to meet at Katy’s house at 9 a.m., took the dog to boarding school, realized they don’t open until 10, texted everybody to tell them 10 instead, loaded up the … Continue reading

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My Dog’s Face Smells Like Corn Chips

I am trying to stop exaggerating. I don’t think I exaggerate in the sense of lying–although I do enjoy a good hyperbolic anecdote–that’s not really what I’m talking about. What I mean is that my go-to list of daily adjectives … Continue reading

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