Monthly Archives: December 2014

You’re Frassing Me

My old man is washing dishes and yelling jokes at me about things he’d like me to do in the new year – turn off the alarm when I get up in the morning – put leftover food in a … Continue reading

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Christmas Elf

You know the whole “elf on the shelf” thing? Isn’t it crazy how it’s the panopticon? Isn’t it crazy how we collude in our own disenfranchisement and oppression? “it’s just a stupid thing for children” you say, but “stupid things … Continue reading

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Drinking Too Much Coffee And Learning About Black Holes

This morning, which is Christmas Eve, I woke up thinking of more Interstellar plot points that either just don’t add up, or are annoying. Over coffee my old man and I discussed these, then went down a really horrifying wikipedia … Continue reading

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