I am not someone who likes to have enemies, although i remember a good song Davis Hooker wrote on this topic that says its good to have some because it means you have drawn some meaningful lines.
I have found out that one person who has caused a lot of trouble for me is a totally crazy person. I know that is less than PC terminology, but: retired navy captain who ran aircraft carriers in the gulf war turned guy who made a lot of money owning a shopping mall and directed a small town airport for fun, until he was fired for undisclosed reasons. (Those reasons were not that when embroiled in a battle to evict a skydiving company from said airport, he allegedly tried to run down a woman from the skydiving company with his car. Twice! but he was not fired for this, just suspended. no one knows what he was actually fired for)
and now as part of one of his other volunteer projects, he is gumming up the courts and annoying everyone in the government and the music industry with baseless lawsuits and appeals and procedural motions. I have been spending today reading the court ruling that just came out after one of these proceedings, and i can't help but have Yakety Sax playing in my head as the judges recount how annoying this guy is.
Also he LOVES bragging about his kid who's a fucking Goldman Sachs VP who also invented "r0ck pap3r scissors sp0ck lizard", a game once featured on Big Bang Theory.
Pretty good enemy right? Who are your favorite enemies?