Just cause its the hottest day of the year and no one is on the internet doesn't mean we're not gonna celebrate the greatest person in the world's birthday.
She saved me from a pack of wild dogs once!
She wrote the majority of the TLC album CrazySexyCool! Isn't that crazy?
She taught her dog to bake cakes.
She speaks all earthly languages fluently!
She won the 1998 Rocky Mountain Yo Momma slamfest.
And she is smart and thoughtful and fun and funny and nice and quick witted and helpful and a turd!
Franklin and Gary and I and everyone else in the world loves her!