GODDAMN it's about time for some NOG.
I can't wait for that syrupy, sugared egg lather to hit my tonsils!
WHO'S SEEN DAT NOG?
HOLY SHIT THE LEAVES ARE CHANGING WHICH MEANS THE NOG TRUCKS ARE ON THEIR WAY.
CHEAP NOG FANCY NOG ORGANIC NOG CRUNK NOG IDGAF IT'S NOG SEASON FUCKHEADS!!!!
Ok seriously though if you see some nog somewhere make that shit official. Lives are at stake.
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WHICH IS WHAT NOG IS MADE OF
MORE PASSIONATE THAN THE OTHER ONE; I AM IN FAVOR
NOG NOG NOG NOG
GET SOME NOG IN MY NOGGIN
I haven't seen any yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some for my HOT ASS COFFEE
NOG SEASON IS HERE
AND IT IS REAL
NOG NOG NOG NOM NOM NOM
(not really, just my morning oatmeal)
THE OTHER DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR NOG AT THE STORE TO PUT IN MY FRIENDS'S FRIDGE WHILE THEY WERE AWAY, BUT NO NOG. I WANTED TO WELCOME THEM WITH FALL!
CANADIAN THANKSGIVING IS SO SOON EVERYONE!
"I PUT CINNAMON IN EVERYTHING!"
BUT NOG FORGIVES
NOG IS GOD
WHO IS A DISAPPOINTMENT
THE NOG REMEMBERS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW
NOG COMES FROM THE EAST
NOG HAS CLOVES
"We will have eggnog going in to stores as early as Tuesday, October 7. Each store will decide when they want to start handling it, we just inform them when they can start receiving it. Hopefully one of the stores that you shop at will be requesting/ordering early to help you out with your craving!"
Canadian Thanksgiving is Monday October 13th.
Shit and fuck.
I HAD NOG!
IT'S IN MY FRIDGE NOW!
(don't know how to post pictures)
DARN!
(and it is good nog, not shitty nog)
what if there never will be?? What if nog isn't "a thing" out here????
AS A CANADIAN I HAVE ALREADY HAD ALL OF THANKSGIVING.
YOU NEED A COLD PLACE TO JUSTIFY NOG.
CANADA IS PRETTY COLD.
IT WAS NOT VERY GOOD!
ALSO HAD A "NEW SEASONS BRAND" "PUMPKIN NOG" WHICH I FELT WEIRD ABOUT BUT ACTUALLY IT'S DELICIOUS SO U SHOULD GO BUY SOME
bad news guys, the co-op has regular nog now, but NO FAKE NOG
if it's not at the hippie co-op where would it be??? I have a terrible sinking feeling
You are close to Québec, but they don't really do Thanksgiving that much there (too anglo). I didn't have a proper Thanksgiving holiday until I was like eighteen years old.
Sorry I keep talking about North American geography and customs. I am annoying.
YES, CIDER!
(Really, I drink like one small glass of nog, but I can do gallons of cider. I hope somebody around here has a cider press soon.)
~BLASPHEME~
*with a splash of brandy or applejack
I don't really love hot normal cider, I don't know why.
Well I do know why, it's because I don't like sweet things.
Which is why I honestly actually if I'm being honest and telling the god's simple truth, I don't really like nog that much
I will sip half a glass once a year and call that good